i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

Robyn needs to calm the fuck down

(via panic-at-the-discount-store)

dare-for-distances:

Thank you MTV for bringing acknowledgment to something that nobody els on the news will

(via adeledazeeb)

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via wankbankofamerica)

officialunitedstates:

remember that time I joked that I knew english, australian, canadian, and irish and a bunch of irish people started sending me scary sounding archaic half-english words and thats how I found out irish was actually a language

(via calculate--d)

foodnun:

i swear on big macs

(via wankbankofamerica)

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via kanye-westofficial)

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

(via no-reason-boner)