ookamianiyou replied to your post: MOST IMPORTANT ADVICE THAT I WILL EVER…

Ouch o.O I’m sorry

I did not expect that much pain and now I feel really stupid about it

MOST IMPORTANT ADVICE THAT I WILL EVER GIVE

never put rub A535 on right after having a shower. your skin will feel like it has been lit on fire and then had salt rubbed into the burns.

  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

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dontneedyourheroact:

what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show

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nihilisme:

ittybittylittleworld:

punkasslouis:

I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell

I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up

Go here and just, don’t waste any more money okay?

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give-m3-shelter:

sort of feel like dying. oh wait, nobody cares. i take that back
i’m fine

(via dreams-are--dreamt--by-dreamers)

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 

expressing my personal feelings about my body

i’ll make sure not to do that next time

(Source: hicstreme, via dreams-are--dreamt--by-dreamers)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour, via fake-mermaid)

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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