The best part about getting into a new relationship after a breakup is that i dont have to change my tumblr bio

Anonymous asked:
Being drunk influences your decisions. You wouldn't have done that if you were sober, and therefor it's less of your fault. And YOU'RE not the one cheating on his wife... I'm not saying that what you did was okay, but it's not bad enough to be called "fucking idiot" and certainly isn't so bad as what HE did.

Im a fucking idiot tho. Like fuck

Anonymous asked:
You fucking idiot, I hope you feel bad for what you did

Oh i do. I really do. Its not even an oops moment i feel like fucking shit. I cant even blame it on how much i drank because if i could say yes i could say no. Im fucking awful and rhis will haunt me till the day I die

So I may or may not have slept with a married may
And i may or may not have known he was married before hand
But i may or may not have been to drunk to really know better

Slayin? Ya maybe

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Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

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you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like


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"Son," the father says, examining the broken petri dishes littered about the floor, “I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.”

I don’t even care what you think this is the best post I’ve ever made

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oh goodness its giveaway time again.

So we have some extra Macbooks lying around at work and I managed to obtain a couple of them. So I was like “hey lets do another giveaway I guess since I just got back to 40k followers” sound good? I  think so.

whatchu get

a 2011 macbook pro that has barely been used

sweet ass keyboard covers

okay so rules and such:

must be following me (jackbaracumquat) because follower giveaways and such. Unfollow me after I don’t care but I will check and see if the winner is following me.

likes and reblogs both count since I know its easier to keep track of things when you like them. More reblogs more chances and whatever.

and I will use a random generator to pick the winner!!!

AND I WILL SHIP WORLDWIDE! (But it may take longer to get it out to you if you live in some place like Guam or something because I feel like thats really expensive)

okay so I will be choosing the winner on November 16th (because I like that day) and winner will be inboxed (SO KEEP YOUR INBOX OPEN BECAUSE IF I CAN’T MESSAGE YOU YOU WON’T GET IT)

And IF I GET A TON OF HATE MAIL LIKE I DID LAST TIME I’ll just shut the whole thing down. Not dealing with that. And I know who sends me the hate so just keep that in mind if you send me hate I will guarantee that you don’t win.


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